Thursday, May 14, 2009

From The Cross Keys to Cosgrove Park

The Happy Caravanners were busy yesterday helping their friends Babs and Grahame move. They have given up their pub, The Cross Keys in Woolstone, Milton Keynes and set up camp in an ABI Award Daystar at Cosgrove Leisure Park in Milton Keynes.

No, not forever. They intend to emigrate to Australia. Sad for us but it will be pretty tough on the Aussies too! They are going to some place I can't remember the name of to open a bar. Look out for some HC blogs from there another day cobber!

If you happen across Cosgrove Park, make your way through the beautifully landscaped grounds following the Touring Field signs. you will pass a number of fishing lakes and an array of seasonal tourers (lots of Hobby's, we can't insure them) to enter the very latest tourer accomdation at Cosgrove on a gently sloping, grassy field where the caravans are neatly edged up to the 'ranch style' fencing. You will be taken, for a moment only, by an air of peace and tranquility that epitomises Cosgrove Park. You may be approached by some friendly ducks seeking food or friendship, a swan perhaps. But then... Is it a Jet Ski, is it a Speedboat towing a wetsuited skiier? No... it is Babs laughing her head off! Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Aaaallo! she will say.

I won't tell you exactly where they are, but when you find them, you tell me. If you can't see them just stop and listen. Two nicer people you will find it very difficult to meet. Say Aaaallo back, you will be very welcome.

HC

Down on the Ranch

This weekend the Happy Caravanner will be taking the Fleetwood, yes Fleetwood, probably the last one I know, off to Honeybourne near Evesham. Why? Because my old mate Steve is coming with the lovely Dawn and Steve's 'Cadac' cooked breakfasts are second to none!

Mrs Happy Caravanner and I will be staying at Ranch Caravan Park, Station Road, Honeybourne. If you spot us, come and say hello. Don't moan about anything though because I never put my mallett away! I might even give you a copy of our fantastic Cade's Camping, Touring & Motor Caravan Site Guide.

Ranch is a lovely site in a lovely part of the Country and only about an hour from home. In the village of Honeybourne is a quaint 13th Century pub. You knew there would be one somewhere didn't you?

We will report back on Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday to let you know how we got on and how we stayed dry!

Well, we didn't but who cares?

Friday night was dinner at ours. It Should have been ready when S and D arrived, but I mistimed our journey and we were late. No matter. We ate, played a bit of music, beat the intro and all that stuff from oldies, had a drink and went to bed.

Next morning, Steve was cooking breakfast as normal on the CADAC. Mmm! After which we were off to Tewkesbury. Here everybody has a caravan I thought, clearly they didn't want one, but the nice man from the Pru (other insurance companies are available) bought them one anyway while his friends dried their houses out and replastered them! Seriously, the flood must have been one horrendous disaster.

Raining again in Tewkesbury, we parked by the open air market, very handy in the wet. Here you can rummage around under mumerous tarpaulins to see if they have anything you want. Ah hah! Four umbrellas guvnor and two lovely cauliflowers for a pound!

In a gentelmenly fashion, Steve and I guided Ruth and Dawn to the shops where we expressed great interest... in the pub over the road called the Britannia. Not wishing to catch colds Steve and I decided to stay here and make camp. The women came and went, came and went, they never stayed because they didn't like it. Excellent choice of pub.

En route back to the vans, we popped in to the oldy worldy pub in Honeybourne, just to look at the menu. Anyway, the food was very nice and we could not eat any more!

Sunday, rain kept the CADAC cooled as I cooked breakfast, I could have poached the eggs I suppose. Later we went to the Evesham Vale Country Park I think it is called. It has a garden centre, shops, more shops, a steam railway and a man selling kites!

Well it was too damp to do much else, so we made tracks and packed up to go home. Mostly got away with doing the jobs outside in the dry until hitching up, then it p***ed (poured) down and I got soaked. Jumped in to the car with rain running down my back and I was too afraid to put my electric seat on in case it electrocuted me. Ruth kept trying to though!

Well we will be off to Egypt without the caravan in a bit, but when we go to Stamford in June, I'll be back as they say, well somebody did.

After that, Spain. Hasta la Vista baby! HC

Friday, May 1, 2009

Isn't It Ironic

Well that's it isn't it, 20 years of happy caravanning brought to an end less than a week after starting this blog!

There we were in the kitchen, my wife, my 2 children and myself when through the kitchen window we saw our car seemingly moving down the road of it's own accord?

Confused and concerned I rushed out to see our car coming to a standstill but attached to the rear corner of a twin axle Abbey. The gentleman towing the caravan (and I can call him a gentleman now that I have calmed down) had misjudged how much space he needed on is drivers side and decided that our family car would be going on holiday to Breen with him.

Now accidents happen, I know this, I work in insurance but this experience has defintely taught me one thing.... there is no excuse for being a complete and utter idiot.

I surveyed the scene and using a much used phrase "you could have got a bus through there" I wondered just how this situation had come to pass? Maybe Abbey are making caravans bigger than buses these days, I don't know for sure but I very much doutbt it? No, it was simply a case of not enough care being taken.

So if you are towing in residential area please do take note of your surroundings and take more care. A little more attention taken in this instance and there would be £4,000 less damage!

Got to see the funny side my wife says. Well ok, let's hope for a better summer from here on in.

Friday, April 17, 2009

The Happy Caravanner goes North for Easter

We set off Northwards for Kearby with Netherby, near Wetherby about 09:15 on Good Friday morning. Outfit checked and ready to rumble, we left home with empty tummies, destined initially for the Junction 23 Truckstop on the M1 where our minds were set on a full English breakfast. Arriving at the truckstop, it was perhaps, unsurprisingly for Easter, pretty empty but the smell of bacon and eggs could not be missed. Although a full menu was available, for us there was only one option, 'Two full English please!' Superb food and lots of it at a sensible price and you can even keep your eye on your outfit from the table. If you have not been there, go!

Moving on Northwards and passing many more junctuions, traffic was quite light, we were doing fine until Sat Nav lady decided to leave the motorway prematurely as it turned out, and took us off towards Leeds. Utilising her Easter humour, she showed us many a 'shortcut'. Whilst these may have been alright for joy riders, they did not much suit the car and caravan.

So, on the phone to my old mate Steve (already nicely pitched and wondering where we were), he tells me I should have stayed on the M1 and when you reach the village, the site is a bit tricky to find. (So was Leeds and have you seen the size of that on the map!).

About 13:00 hrs or 1 O'clock as it was in Yorkshire, we arrived at Maustin Park in Kearby with Netherby, North Yorkshire and what a reet proper place it was too. Beautifully laid out accommodating only 25 tourers, we realised we had made an excellent choice of venue, good old Cade's guide.

With Easter Saturday being Dawnie's birthday (Steve's good lady), Steve had made a provisional reservation in the 'on park' restaurant, the Stables. Not confident this would suit everyone, he suggested that he and I pop over to take a look. We did. Maustin Park conceals a beautiful little restaurant, newly refurbished to a most excellent standard with decor, furnishings and everything to match, Gordon Ramsay would have nothing to do here apart from reveal a little envy perhaps! As the restaurant was closed and the bar almost closing, we asked the elderly gentleman behind the bar if we were too late for a drink? No, you're alright for one he said. My daughters gone up to the house, but I will look after you. He did. After about four pints, we decided that the place suited us nicely. The menu was mouthwatering and the banter with the elderly gentleman, who was actually the proprietor, the very 'cheeky' Yorkshireman, Mr Webb, was great fun. Having done our research into both Tetley's and Sam Smith's, we thought we had better involve the ladies for the final seal of approval. We got it, and another drink!

Friday night was chilli, rice and some more alcohol in't caravan as they say up there. Saturday morning saw us heading for York, traffic was quite heavy along the way (about 25 miles) but we soon got to the park and ride and then bussed the rest of the way in. This is not a tourist guide so I will not go in to too much detail about York itself but it has shops, Ruth and dawn love shops, it has bars, Barry and Steve love bars and when to the two are almost side by side all four of us are happy. We chanced upon a Cornish Pasty shop and all indulged in 'Large Traditionals'. What you may ask, is a Cornish pasty shop doing in York? The Vikings asked the same question. Our conclusion was, having consumed the said pasties, that they had been expelled from Cornwall being told to take their pie crust, head North and don't even look in the rear view mirror. Never mind, we had our dinner at The Stables to look forward too. We turned our directions upside down and followed them back to the park. Incidentally, if you leave Maustin Park without a Sat Nav locked on to its position, tie a piece of string to the gate post so you can find your way back.

Dinner that evening was even better than anticipated. The food was superb, the service excellent and Mr Webb? Oh yes, Mr Webb was there. He came across to see us as his daughter was serving to our table. ''Look after these people Judith'' he said. ''I look after everyone'' she said. ''I know'' said father, ''but these drink bloody loads!''.

Sunday breakfast was cooked by chef Steve on his trusty Cadac and the smell of bacon, eggs and sausages filled the park. After a complete over indulgence, we headed off for Whitby via Goathland which is Heartbeat Country. Having said this is not a tourist guide, Goathland is well worth a visit especially if you are Heartbeat fans. You can shop in the Aidensfield Stores, pose outside Scripps' garage, take a drink in the Aidensfield Arms (really the Goathland Hotel) and take photo's of old police cars!

On then to Whitby. A lovely still day saw the sea just like a mill pond. It is a very hilly place, with lots of fish and chip shops. In fact, only fish and chip shops! Not really, it's very nice and you can get a trip round on a steam powered bus. If you do intend to eat there, you can expect long queues at the best fish and chip reataurants in town, but we were assured that they move very quickly as those restaurants have many tables.

We did not eat there. We moved on down to Robin Hood's Bay. A beautiful place, but the road runs out at a car park half way up the cliff face. Take binoculars or a rope and some crampons to see the bottom. Hungry again, we moved South to Scarborough. Beautiful in the sunshine it was, and we finally succumbed to fish and chips. Steve, Dawn and Ruth even had mushy peas. Disgusting! Can't remember what we did later on that evening, but the bar on site was closed, so we must have ended our day at the caravans.

Monday up with the larks. Breakfast cooking on my Cadac today (two Cadac mentions, no fee received). Harrogate was on the agenda today. It is only about five or six miles from Maustin Park and it has LOADS of shops. Eh? Oh yes, and bars. So once again we all four had a good time.

With the Stables restaurant being closed Monday night, we headed up in to the village to eat at one of the local pubs. The one on the right coming down the hill or on the left going up if you prefer. Roast dinners were in order here and very nice they were too.

Well we retired once more having had a thoroughly nice time. Good company, lovely scenery and a beautiful little caravan park made our Easter most enjoyable. Avoiding the Bank Holiday traffic, we stayed one more night, heading for home on Tuesday.

Look out for more Happy Caravanner blogs as the season progresses.

Have good ones yourselves.

Best wishes

The Happy Caravanner

Thursday, April 16, 2009

It All Started Like This

Who are we? To cut a long story short we are the team behind the Cades Camping, Touring & Motor Caravan Site Guide and Cades Insurance.

Unlike many others in either the site guide or inurance business we are keen campers and caravanners and have holidayed in both the UK and Europe for over 20 years and continue to do so. Some great times, new friends, new places and new experiences.

And then we thought why not share these experiences with others. We don't presume that what we have to say will be of interest to everyone, or indeed anyone other than ourselves for that matter but it just might. So, over the summer months we will make regular posts about where we have been and what we have got up to. We will tell you about the good things and the bad, about the caravan sites we have visited, the local amenities, the restaurants and the pubs. We might even make the odd recommendation.

We are calling ourselves the 'The Happy Caravanner' as for the most part our experiences have invariably been of the happy and enjoyable kind. Our thoughts will be our own based on our own experiences. If you find that you enjoy what you have read, agree or disagree with us or have any thoughts or suggestions of your own then we would love to hear from you.

Best regards

'The Happy Caravanner'

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